My 5 Funniest Videos On The Web Today

1) I want to kick things off with a right old ding-dong between former Arsenal midfielder, Ray Parlour, and Spanish football expert Guillem Balague. Here's the two of them doing battle over whether the Premier League or La Liga is better in one of those completely pointless debates usually reserved for the pub.



2)Now that's enough of the verbal battle, let's move on to the battle on the pitch. The challenge you are about to see isn't very festive but the snowballs that are being thrown at the manager halfway through the clip is a little more festive.



3)Remember the days when we all used to ask eachother how many keepy-uppies we could all do? But we never used to ask eachother how many we done whilst blindfolded. That's because none of us tried it. Here's Tim Cahill, Theo Walcott and Ronaldinho giving it a go.

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4)On to a Mark Hughes video now, and perhaps this one gives us a clue as to why he was sacked. Perhaps if he had been about to persuade JT to sign on the dotted line he'd still be in a job. Not quite sure why he's got a Geordie accent though...



5)And finally, here is a video of this chap getting a touch overexcited behind this plucky reporter. Not as funny as he thinks it is...

Wooooooo! Par-tay! Real Madrid held their annual Christmas dinner along with the Real Madrid basketball team and all the club’s senior executives and as you can see, things got pretty crazy.

Iker Casillas may or may not be asleep with his eyes open, Guti is clearly dying of boredom/thankful Sergio Ramos is too far away to grab his arse, and Sergio Ramos is probably on a phone sex hotline. While wearing a fancy butler’s outfit.

You’ll be happy to know that at least two members of the team have clearly already gotten their Christmas wishes this year…

Cristiano and Kaka sitting together. Together forever . Although, it looks like Cristiano is doing a little flirting while Kaka has his head turned.

My 5 Funniest Videos On The Web Today

1) Here is a clip from Brazil. This goalkeeper has to be given a lot of respet after acting so graciouslly to missing out on a award he was clearlly expecting to win.



2)Ok. Wayne Rooney may play in a red shirt for Manchester United and be a hero to most young kids. But that doesn't give him an excuse to think that he is superman. Shame on you Wayne!


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3)What is it with goalkeepers and horrendous tackles. Here is yet another video of a goalkeeper almost taking the head off the poor player. The latest to perform the stunt is CFR Cluj goalkeeper Nuno Claro



4)It's not only the goalkeepers who are taking part in these crazy stunts. The outfield players are starting to have a go. Ouch!



5) Don't we all love Fanzone on SkySports. Here are two fat blokes having a right go at eachother during the Manchester Derby.

Jens Lehman Is Taking The Pee

Stuttgart keeper Jens Lehmann added another chapter in his catalogue of bizarre behaviour by going to the toilet behind his goal while the ball was still in play.

Although im not convinced that was quite the type of exposure the advertisers were hoping for when they paid for that hoarding.

Lehmann even has enough time to shake before racing back onto the pitch to get his angles right to close down a Unirea Urziceni attack.

Perhaps an evening of staring at a team whose name is partially an anagram of urine got a bit too much for Jens.

My 5 Funniest Videos On The Web Today

1) Once again it's Jeff and the boys taking the pee!



2)Hearts captain Michael Stewart makes a complete prat out of himself after kicking out at air, and then landingon his arse. Idiot!



3)Luckily for Stewart, Tomasz Kuszczak was also doing his best to be named most-foolish-looking player of the week.



4)Unfortunatly for Manchester United target, Edin Dzeko, he was on the recieving end of a terrible tackle. Ouch!


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5)I'm going to finish today with a video of Lionel Messi showing off his skills at the age of......five.......amazing

Just Another Day In Brazil

Some fans take relegation well, with a shrug of the shoulders or a few tears. Not in South America though, where relegation can be greeted with a carnival of violence.

This was the case in Brazil on Sunday, when Coritiba kind of ‘welcomed’ or 'unwelcomed' Fluminense to the Estadio Couto Pereira. The teams drew 1-1, a result that was good enough to save the relegation-threatened visitors but – you guessed it – also consign Coritiba to the second tier of Brazilian football.


So you can understand why Coritiba’s fans were a teensy bit upset with the way things worked out, especially as two Rio-based clubs – Botafago and Fluminense – survived. And by a little bit upset, I mean this:






That’s right, a good old-fashioned South American pitch invasion, which left one policeman unconscious, needing to be airlifted from the stadium by helicopter.

When the dust settles, it will be interesting to see what punishment is meted out to Coritiba for its fans despicable behaviour. In England, this sort of thing might see a club being demoted two divisions, rather than one, but mental pitch invasions seem to be rather more the norm in Brazil.


At the other end of the table, it’s only fair I mention new champions Flamengo, who won their first title in 17 years after a 2-1 win over Gremio. Congrats. Btw, Gremio’s fans will be delighted to have lost that game, as it meant bitter rivals Internacional missed out on the title.


Although this is a very serious situation, there is still time to laugh in many parts of this video so please don't be ashamed to do so.

Jeff Stelling and the gang have a bit of a giggle at this reporter who can’t quite decide whether Celtic striker Andreas Hinkel is not going to pass up a chance or not going to miss it.

In the end he settles for something somewhere in between.

Watch out for the great play on words from Sir Jeff. Genius.




I have no idea what Paul Merson is laughing at. He’s got a very short term memory!

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